"This isn't a tale of heroic feats. It's about two lives running parallel for a while, with common aspirations and similar HEY A PIGEON BARK BARK BARK BARK!"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
"Dad, I ate too many Christmas cookies and I need a nap now."
Holly and her aunt Abby got a taste of Christmas cookies… and they liked it. And they wanted MORE.
Among the more fun Christmas presents Holly got (like a comically large bone she spent most of New Year’s Day chewing), she also got winter booties for the ice and salt, which she just LOVED.
(Alternate title: ”Why? Why would… why? I TRUSTED YOU.”)
"More presents, please."
Holly, having an exciting Christmas Eve with her uncle.
"Ohmygodyouguys ROAD TRIIIIIIIP!"
"Where’s my gift, Dad? I don’t smell anything delicious in any of these."
This is usually what I end up seeing when I let her up on the couch while I’m watching TV… 200 channels, nothing but CORGIFACE.
Holly, displaying the table manners you’d expect of a lady of fine breeding.
"Now throw the ball again. THROW IT!"